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December 03, 2014

‘Twas the Night before IWSG Day + FREE GIFTS



‘Twas the night before the Insecure Writer’s Support Group Day
When all through the blogosphere
Not a thing could stop us from participating, not even a 5 star meal.
The posts were scheduled and edited with precision
In hopes the Ninja soon would be coming to visit.

Bloggers waited at their desks
while writing insecurities spun in their heads
And Yolanda Renee at Defending the Pen, and I at Write with Fey
had just hit “publish” on our posts for the day.

When deep in my computer I heard a loud whirling,
I launched from my swivel chair to inspect more thoroughly.
Looking at the motherboard I feared a virus,
I shook the mouse, and jabbed numerous buttons.
The crumbs in my keyboard from my late night snack
Fell from the keys when I gave it a whack.

When what to my insecure eyes should appear on the screen,
But Alex J Cavanaugh and eight awesome writers,
With a Linky List of bloggers so long and déjà,
I knew in a moment it must be the Ninja.

More uniform than an army his instructions they followed
And he congratulated and encouraged and tagged them by name
Now Michelle, now L. Diane, now Lynda and Susan!
On Joylene, on J.L., on Arlee and Stephen!
To the top of Blogger, to the top of Wordpress,
Now comment away, comment away, comment away all!

As aspiring authors before the vast internet search
When they encountered an inactive site, at the top of their research,
So up to the blog feed their cursors flew
with an abundance of posts, and Alex, too.

And then in a clicking I heard in my speakers
The following and sharing of all the new members.
As I sat in my chair and pondered every meaning,
Out of the motherboard the Ninja escaped like a genie.

He was dressed all in manuscripts from his head to the ground,
And his papers were all covered with verbs and nouns.
A tangle of wires he had flung on his shoulder,
And he looked like a computer hacker just a little older.

His eyes how they read, his fingers how quick!
His thoughts were like stories, his mind like a whip.
His hands were poised over a keyboard ready to type
And his head was tilted just a little to the side.

The length of a pen he tucked behind his ear
And the ink it spotted his hair like an oil spill.
He had a wealth of information and a gift for advice
That was always spot-on and extremely nice.

He was generous and helpful, a true writer with clout,
And I relaxed when I saw him in spite of my current doubts.
A thumbs up with his hand and a nod of his head
Soon let me know my insecurities would be on the mend.

He spoke only kind words while he went on with his blogging.
And left dozens of comments then started sharing.
And putting his hand high in the air
he gave me a high five, and vanished with a flare.

He hopped to his desk, to his hosts gave a salute
And away they all typed to a chorus of flutes.
But I heard him say through cyberspace,
“Happy IWSG Day to all, and to all a happy face!” J


I hope you enjoyed my poem! 



And here's TWO special FREE gifts for you! 

My publisher put together the "2014 Quick & Easy Holiday Garden Gourmet Cookbook." There are countless recipes for crock pot and 30 minute or less meals. I contributed one that was passed down from my grandmother.  You can also get a spiral bound print copy for just $4. 



FREE eBook! The Wild Rose Press 
Spiral Bound Print $4 


And, of course, our very own anthology, The Insecure Writer's Support Group Guide to Publishing and Beyond is also FREE! I contributed an article called "Mega Character Development Tips."



HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!


126 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Chrys, that is awesome!!!! You just made my day. And gave me a really good laugh. You are a rock star.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Beyond amazing Chrys. I can see why Alex enjoyed it and I did as well. Alex is a treasure and this poem reminds us all of that.

Jennifer Hawes said...

What a fantastic poem!! Great job:)

S.A. Larsenッ said...

OKAY, that was one of the coolest renditions I've ever read. Major Kudos to you, Chrys!

Chrys Fey said...

Yay! I was hoping you and all IWSG members would like it and have a good laugh. :D

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Sheena! Ales sure is...he wouldn't have the IWSG without him.

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Jennifer! :)

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, SA! I'm glad you liked it! :D

SittieCates said...

What a lovely poem, Chrys! Enjoyed it a lot.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

LOL! That was amazing. So is Alex.

Loni Townsend said...

Hehehe. Excellent poem. Very fun to read.

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Sittie!

Chrys Fey said...

He is amazing!

Chrys Fey said...

I;m glad you enjoyed my poem, Loni! :)

Fundy Blue said...

Spectacular, Chrys! This was so much fun to read as I sit here sipping coffee and whacking raisin toast crumbs out of my keyboard. Happy Holidays back at you!

Mina Burrows said...

Awesome! Loved reading every line.

Anonymous said...

Loved it, Chrys! So very inventive!

Kristin Smith said...

Loved it, loved it, loved it!! Wonderful poem and spot on! That Ninja is amazing. And so are you!! :)

So cool that your publisher is giving away a free cookbook. I'll have to check it out!

Stephen Tremp said...

I did enjoy your poem. Me, I'm not much at poetry, although I will write a little haiku now and then.

Madeline Mora-Summonte said...

So much fun! Thanks for the smile! :)

Hart Johnson said...

HA! Look how clever you are! I love rewritten stories like that when the original is so known for its cadence. All my poetry makes me sound 13, so I don't subject people to it, but I have been known to swap out song lyrics.

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

That was so cute and creative. You rock! And now I'm going to link over and get another cookbook. My daughter will lecture me again because I love collecting cookbooks. I'll look up your offering.

Unknown said...

Thanks for the holiday cheer!

Unknown said...

Ha! That was too cute! And I might need to check out that cookbook. I am always looking for new recipes.

Carrie-Anne said...

Nice poem!

I've actually been thinking of getting my own crockpot, particularly since I might not be able to go out for Shabbos lunch when the weather is really bad. It'd be nice to make my own cholent (the overnight-cooking stew) if I'm snowed in or afraid to walk or drive in the ice and snow.

Lisa said...

Man you seriously rock with that poem! What a brainstorm. It was SO fun to read! Thanks for dropping by my blog and commenting!

Cathrina Constantine said...

What an awesome poem!!!!! So ingenious!!!

Liz Blocker said...

YAY! What a great poem! And a perfect post for December. So fun to read!!

cleemckenzie said...

What a great way to kick off December! Lovely.

Gwen Gardner said...

Haha! That was so cute. My keyboard collects things too and sometimes it needs a good shake. Then sometimes the whole computer needs a good shake and a poke because my sales-o-meter at Amazon tends to get stuck at the same place for days! ;)

Anonymous said...

Wonderful, wonderful to read thanks for cheering me up/

Chrys Fey said...

Your comment made me smile, Fundy! I'm glad you enjoyed this. Happy Holidays!

Chrys Fey said...

Yay! :D

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Lori! :)

Chrys Fey said...

I'm so happy that you loved it, Kristin! Thank you!! And I hope you enjoy the cookbook. :)

Chrys Fey said...

I wish I could write haiku. That's the one form I'm not really good at.

Chrys Fey said...

You're welcome, Madeline! :)

Chrys Fey said...

I'm glad you think I'm clever. ;) I've been rewriting Twas the Night Before Christmas since I was twelve, and I still enjoy it. :)

Chrys Fey said...

You can never have too many cookbooks! That's what my mom would say. ;)

Chrys Fey said...

You're welcome, Amy! :)

Anonymous said...

I love your poem! You have quite the talent Chrys. I agree that our Ninja Captain is amazing. :) Thanks for participating and enjoy your holidays! Hugs. Eva, IWSG Co-host

Chrys Fey said...

You'll surely find a lot of great recipes. :)

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks! Crockpots are so easy to use and save you a lot of time. You should get one!

Chrys Fey said...

I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Lisa! And you're super welcome! :)

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Cathrina!

Chrys Fey said...

I hoped everyone would have fun reading it. :)

Chrys Fey said...

I'm thrilled you think so. :D

Chrys Fey said...

LOL! Oh yes, my Amazon sales-o-meter gets stuck too.

Chrys Fey said...

I'm so happy that I could cheer you up!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks for commenting, Eva! Ninja Captain certainly is amazing!

brenda said...

You knocked it out of the park, Chrys. I'm sure your brain loved the challenge.

Chrys Fey said...

My brain did love the challenge. So did my muse. :)

SK Anthony said...

Oh my gosh! I enjoyed this so much!!! Love it :D

Kimberly said...

HOLY WOW - that is such an awesome and perfectly written poem! Love it!

Sarah Foster said...

Oh wow, that was absolutely wonderful! I had quite a few laughs, which were badly needed.

Jennifer said...

This is a great way to kick of IWSG and the Holiday Season!

Pat Hatt said...

haha that was great, the cat approves. Although may take a 5 star meal ince posts are preposted haha

Unknown said...

wow, fantastic poem, made me smile! :-) happy holidays !!

Julie Musil said...

OMG that poem is so fun! Awesome job.

Jacqui said...

Your desk puts me in the mood, Chrys. I won't even show you mine. Love the poem, too!

J.Q. Rose said...

What a treat! So enjoyed your poem. Nice break from reading posts. Ooh, should I say that? LOL..Hapy IWSG Day to you too! I certainly have a happy face after feasting on your poem. Thank you!!

sage said...

Neat poem--is this group kind of like a virtual AA?

Nicki Elson said...

Aw. That was adorable. Nice job. I hope the whole IWSG team gets a chance to read it.

Unknown said...

Wow, that poem must have taken you a long time - but it was totally worth it! Thanks for the book links. Keep up the good cheer! :)

Unknown said...

That's the first time I've seen someone put their insecurities into poetry. Good job!

emaginette said...

Excellent poem. I loved it to bits. :-)

Anna from Shout with Emaginette

Denise Covey said...

Great poem Chrys. So much happening. :)




Anonymous said...

What a nice treat to read this. :) It's perfect for the month.

Cynthia said...

What a fun poem. Being that I like to create win-win situations for myself, I would nibble on that five-star meal while I'm composing my IWSG post, hehe.

Unknown said...

Loved the poem and thanks for dropping by.

Chrys Fey said...

Yay!!! :D

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Kimberly! :D

Chrys Fey said...

I'm glad I could make you laugh, Sarah. :)

Chrys Fey said...

I'm glad you think so, Jennifer. :)

Chrys Fey said...

Yay! I got the cat's approval. That feels awesome. ;) I probably would take a 5 star meal, too, but I had to think of something that rhymed. :P

Chrys Fey said...

Happy holidays, EE!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Julie!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Jacqui!

Chrys Fey said...

LOL! I think it's okay to say that. Sometimes it is nice to read something fun like a poem. Happy IWSG Day to you, J Q!

Chrys Fey said...

It is like a virtual AA for insecure writers. You can click on the link above to read more. :)

Chrys Fey said...

I hope they can read it, too. :)

Chrys Fey said...

It didn't take too long. I enjoyed it. You're welcome for the book links, Lexa!

Chrys Fey said...

It's a great way to banish insecurities that's for sure.

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Anna!

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Denise!

Chrys Fey said...

I hoped everyone would enjoy it. :)

Chrys Fey said...

HAHA! That would be the perfect blogging experience. ;)

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, and you're welcome, Carolyn!

Unknown said...

Love the poem.
Have a wonderful holiday.

Sherry Ellis said...

Impressive! I'm sure Alex got a kick out of this!

Annalisa Crawford said...

I'm in the mood for IWSG now! What? It's over already... All that build up, and it's gone for another month! :-)

Michelle Wallace said...

Chrys, I loved, loved, loved your poem! :)
So appropriate for the IWSG and the festive season too.
It made me smile.
Thank you!

Colleen said...

Ha! Thanks for the smile, Chrys. Great poem.

Lynda R Young as Elle Cardy said...

I'm a reindeer!! Oh, Chrys, that's an awesome poem!! I thoroughly loved it!

Brandon Ax said...

That poem was awesome. Great job!!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks! You, too, Lady Lilith!

Chrys Fey said...

I think he did. :)

Chrys Fey said...

LOL! Too bad you didn't read this yesterday. ;)

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Michelle! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)

Chrys Fey said...

Happy to make you smile, Colleen! :)

Chrys Fey said...

Yes, you are! HAHA! I'm glad you loved it. :)

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Brandon!

Christine Rains said...

That was pure awesomesauce! :) Thank you for the smile.

Diane Burton said...

Chrys, your poem was terrific! I needed a good laugh.

Joylene Nowell Butler said...

Ah, Chrys! That is so kewl. Thanks for mentioning me in this awesome list. Haha. Made my day! I'm reindeering all over the place.

Yanting Gueh said...

I just downloaded The Insecure Writer's book. Looking forward to reading it. On some days, I'm insecure as hell with my writing. Love the poem, Chrys!

Tamara Narayan said...

That was hilarious and awesome. And a free e-book too. It is Christmas!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I LOVE your poem - fun-filled creativity, and a great IWSG holiday post.
Enjoy the season.

Tammy Theriault said...

way too clever!!!! I love poems :D

Writer Pat Newcombe said...

brilliant poem! Poetry often says it better than anything else!

Chrys Fey said...

You're welcome, Christine! :)

Chrys Fey said...

I'm happy to make you laugh, Diane. :)

Chrys Fey said...

HAHA! Get your reindeer on! ;)

Chrys Fey said...

You'll find a lot of useful information and advice. I did. :)

Chrys Fey said...

It is Christmas! :D

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Robyn! Happy holidays!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks for stopping by, Tammy! :D

Chrys Fey said...

Poetry is the best!

VR Barkowski said...

Chrys, what an amazing poem! Outstanding. Thank you so much for the smile, and yes, Alex IS remarkable.

Beautifully done!

VR Barkowski

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, VR! And you're welcome for the smile. :D

Heather M. Gardner said...

Wow! How cute is that!
Well done!
Heather

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Heather!

Suzanne Furness said...

What a great read, thanks and well done, Chrys.

Chrys Fey said...

Thank you, Suzanne, and thanks for stopping by to read it. :)

Tyrean Martinson said...

Loved this poem Chrys!

Chrys Fey said...

Thanks, Tyrean!